In the grand tradition of great teen soaps that have come before it, the central conflicts of Outer Banks come from its grand love story-between John B and Sarah Cameron, the Romeo and Juliet of North Carolina, except instead of poison, these two are consistently trying to give themselves MRSA-and its town’s insurmountable socioeconomic class divide. But they will not-I repeat: NOT-intentionally bathe if they can help it.
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They may wash their face in a bird bath, or rub dry soap on their skin to fake appendicitis, or let a rainstorm briefly skim the top layer of grime off of their bodies while sprinting from a homicidal daddy. Over the course of that same weekend, you perhaps took one to two, or maybe even three or four showers, depending on how active you were, how bored you were, or how many sewer drains you had to wade through in search of a lost murder weapon …īut over the course of one weekend, the average Outer Banks teen will take no showers. Whether you’re a teenager, a 30-year-old, or a 30-year-old playing a teenager on Netflix’s Outer Banks, if you have watched Season 2 of this show, then it is most likely that you watched all 10 episodes over the course of a single weekend.
Outer Banks, a perfect show on Netflix about treasure-hunting miscreant teenagers, is a lot like a can of Pringles: it is sleek, it is shiny, and once you pop, you will have no option but to watch the entire season in one sitting.
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